June 2012
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theoneincontrol asked: I had three~ Did you want some?
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Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
May 2012
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Anonymous asked: omg I didn't know you liked FMA! when will you stop being so perfect?
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I’ve just finished reading Fifty Shades Freed (the last book of the Fifty Shades trilogy). I was hoping it would get better, but it kept going the same way. Oh well.
And I just thought you’d like to know that Christian Grey was Chris Hemsworth in my mind.
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vimmuse replied to your post: Don’t spank me with a belt, I’m sorry, Christian.
Don’t roll you eyes at him. You’ll definitely get spanked. He’ll be hand-twitchingly angry and fuck you senseless.
Oh, please.
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theoneincontrol asked: Make me a sandwich.
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me: mom, do you need any help?
mom: no, I'm fine, you can go upstairs.
5 minutes later
mom: OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T YOU GET UP FROM THAT CHAIR TO HELP ME, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE?
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theoneincontrol asked: He'll probably be like "I haven't heard of it so i don't know." And then go all smart ass on me. I'll propose to him straight after. I think we're building a "Kill Anastasia Steel group." I think that's her surname, idek.
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gyllenhaaled:
assstiel:
guys? please… this is really important.
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This is NOT okay. He doesn’t deserve this and has done nothing wrong. As said, playing Castiel is his JOB and if you don’t like the character that’s not his problem. Sure, he’s not perfect…but you can’t tell me he’s not a good person. Just look at all he’s done simply because it’s the right thing to do and because he...
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theoneincontrol asked: Should I actually ask him? I want her to literally throw herself in front of a train. I hate her more than Bella Swan, jfc.
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theoneincontrol asked: I bet he has, man. I was like "You remind me of Christian Grey." And he was like "Do I remind you of Christian Bale." And we laughed. I wouldn't mine being spanked with a belt by him, nope. Anastasia is so fucking annoying, it's not even funny.
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theoneincontrol asked: OMG THIS IS SO IRONIC BUT WE BOTH GO TO A YOUTH CENTRE AND WE WERE EATING AND I WAS LIKE "I DON'T WANT TO EAT." BECAUSE I WASN'T HUNGRY, AND HE WENT "EAT." LIKE EVERY TIME I TRIED TO BE SNEAKY AND GET UP AND PUT MY FOOD AWAY SO HE BASICALLY FORCED ME TO EAT BUT IT WAS HOT. K.
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theoneincontrol asked: My crush is named Christian, not even funny.
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theoneincontrol asked: I think we should be like the awesome friends who everyone wishes they had but can't because we're the only two who exist and are like awesome.
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I am now downloading the first episode of Game of Thrones.
This better be good.
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sabrinamarceline:
i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back
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